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The Wife And The Bull
A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife turns to her husband and says
Oct 19 | 718 Hits | Jokes |
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Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the
Sep 12 | 604 Hits | Jokes |
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Circumcision Mistake
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
Jul 31 | 730 Hits | Jokes |
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Mission Accomplished
A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband
Jun 13 | 692 Hits | Jokes |
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Interview with a General
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
Jun 6 | 669 Hits | Jokes |
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Police Emergency
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
May 17 | 846 Hits | Jokes |
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Redneck Cop
There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.
All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.
The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.
"Damn" he says, "There's a car in the ditch!"
May 13 | 971 Hits | Jokes |
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Larger Breasts Trick
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining ...
May 4 | 739 Hits | Jokes |
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The Drunken Businessman
Peter is relaxing after work one day in a bar on the top floor of a New York skyscraper. While he's sipping his drink, another man approaches him. He looks like an average guy; suit, tie, glasses, and he's pretty drunk.
"Hey," says the guy. "I'll
May 2 | 746 Hits | Jokes |
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Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son
Apr 28 | 895 Hits | Jokes |
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Mommy Almost Died
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,
"I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."
Apr 26 | 792 Hits | Jokes |
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Skinny Dippers
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening...
Apr 25 | 779 Hits | Jokes |
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10 Worst Company Domains
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who dea...
Apr 24 | 717 Hits | Jokes |
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Dumb Blond Husband
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
Apr 22 | 670 Hits | Jokes |
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Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart...
Apr 21 | 613 Hits | Jokes |
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An FBI investigation
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
Apr 19 | 754 Hits | Jokes |
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