This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going up
to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back
door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your
house?" and he said no, but explained the situation. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now
cause I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an
Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"